My birthday is coming up next week. I’ll be 26 on the 25th. I’m going crazy! I think I’m going through some sort of early mid-life crisis. Two days ago I got my hair cut very short, Halle Berry-short. I was so shocked at first I wanted to throw up! Then, I went home and fixed it myself. Now I really like it! I know this sounds dramatic, but I feel like I’ve been hiding behind my hair for so long. It’s strawberry-blonde, shiny, and kind of big (It’s got a lot of body, if you know ...

I just wanted to drop a line to say, "Hi"! I'm still alive and well, I wish I had a moment to sit down and write a REAL article, but for now, this will have to suffice. I miss you all and hope you are all well. Please, reply and let me know what's new! I promise to write a mind-blowing great article soon..... Ta ta! -Kayles

In light of some of the lies that have been going around recently, I have decided to write an article about myself. These are things that have actually happened in my life. I do not “suffer” from the bad things, nor do I choose to ignore them. They happened, and I intend to move on and keep living. One thing I do intend to do is try to make a better life for my children. I: 1. Am blind in one eye, but you can’t tell. 2. Was made-fun-of most of my life, mainly by other kids. 3. Was raise...

I just took this family quiz. I knew I grew up in a pretty dysfunctional home, but the Simpsons? 20 Questions to having a Better Family: Your score as a human being is 53. This makes you like The Simpsons. This score isn't so bad. There's hugs and kisses at the end of the day, no matter if they're cynical or sandwiched between comments about how wide your ass is getting. You haven't beat your parents -- you joined them. The bright side is you have a lot of stories to share, ...

My family used to be really good friends with this single mom who lived next door to us. She had a seven-year-old little girl. We would baby-sit her all the time. We absolutely fell in love with this little girl. Her mom was and is one of the kindest people I have ever met. Her dad would come from California every now and then to visit with her. While he was here he would treat her mom terribly. When he was around us, he was always "charming". He was a slimy character, in deed. Then, ...

I know I sound a bit pessimistic, but is there some way we can get a warning before opening someone's porn site? I'm not really interested in blonde bimbos! Ok, maybe I’m a little more emphatic about this topic today than I normally would be. I can’t help it. When I innocently click on an article about someone’s “good day” or "Hi All", and see a naked blonde talking about her seven orgasms, it makes me sick! I didn’t see the adult warning until after the photo had already done its dam...

Dear All, I would like to introduce Adventure-Dude to you. He is my boyfriend, and he is smart, funny and quite the hottie! (No, he is not my imaginary friend!) Please, bestow upon him as warm a welcome as you have me. P.S. There you go Sweetie, I have set the record straight!

I have decided to have an Alter Ego party. I'm not quite sure who I'll come as. It's between these two: 1. The president of a company that I started right out of college. My name will be Terry and I will have two homes. One on the beach and a loft in New York city. I won't have any friends, but I will have tons of people who are associated with me just for the money. I will wear suits and always have my hair either cut short, or pulled back. I will be late to the party because the "po...

A friend of mine is pregnant and is having a lot of trouble with nausea. It's been three years for me, and I forget what I did to help keep this symptom away. I remember drinking a lot of ginger-beer! Any other ideas?

I live in the small mountain town I grew up in. I was making a deposit for our office today, we just changed banks, and I saw a friend that I used to go to high school with. I was best friend with this girl since 6th grade. In the past 3 years, she has been married, moved to Denver, moved back here, and been divorced. We haven’t talked much during these past three years. I have been trying to call her and catch up recently. She won’t return my calls. Well, she works at the bank I ...

My boyfriend sent me this joke today. I thought it was so funny! US Naval Communication This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YO...

My boyfriend sent me this joke today. I thought it was so funny! US Naval Communication This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YO...

My friend and I were deciding where to go to lunch today and I suggested we go where "the soul mates for Kayles go". She said, "ummm, away?? but that's where all soul mates for everyone go... and that's the truth. there is a "murphy law" that says so! You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you are so bonded with..." Is this true? Is there such a thing as being too closely bonded to someone? What do you guys think?

What celebrity do you look like?

Yesterday, a complete stranger walked up to me and asked, “Has anyone told you that you look just like Molly Ringwald?” Umm, no, only about a million times! I have decided to be creative with my answers from now on. Here is a list of my options: 1. What? Is it my flashy smile, shiny red locks, angel-kissed porcelain skin, dreamy hazel eyes? (Either they’ll just turn around and walk away, or die laughing!) 2. I was her body double in “Sweet Sixteen”. (You know, when I was 8?) 3. I have be...