And you are getting very, very sleepy........
Yesterday, a complete stranger walked up to me and asked, “Has anyone told you that you look just like Molly Ringwald?” Umm, no, only about a million times! I have decided to be creative with my answers from now on. Here is a list of my options:
1. What? Is it my flashy smile, shiny red locks, angel-kissed porcelain skin, dreamy hazel eyes? (Either they’ll just turn around and walk away, or die laughing!)
2. I was her body double in “Sweet Sixteen”. (You know, when I was 8?)
3. I have been genetically engineered by my parents to look like an 80’s teen flick icon.
4. Do you really think so? What movie? (I’ll go on and on until their head explodes.)
5. I’m her evil twin.
6. Who’s that?
7. Never, you’re the first! (This works in many situations, doesn’t it?)
8. This is only a dream……
9. I have a vacation home here.
10. Yeah, and my mom looks just like Goldie Hawn!
I guess there are worse people I could look like! If you have any others, please comment.