Maybe it's pathetic to write something like this on the internet, but I need help. My boyfriend told me last night that he talked to a few people and they suggested we take a break to figure out if I am the woman he wants to marry! HE needs to take a break! I’m the one with three kids! I’m the one who has to analyze everything BEFORE I decide that I want a relationship or not! Well, I told him that we could take a break, but it would not be exclusive. First of all, I am the best girlf...

Attention All: This email sent from the head of our company was just sent out to all of us here at work: "Pursuant to one of Kayles' outstanding suggestions, I have authorized her to direct the ongoing office clean-up activities. This does not mean Kayles will be cleaning the office, but instead means that she will identify what needs to be done and then direct appropriate individuals to participate in the ongoing effort. Thought I would let you know." Questions I have: Is h...

I used to work at a large wholesale plumbing store. There were 40 men, one crass woman, and me. Little, five-foot six, redheaded me. In this dreamland full of Jacuzzis, pipes, and toilets, I was the receptionist. The “Manager” put my dear crass coworker and myself in the very back of the store, in a room labeled the ‘Showroom’. The ‘Showroom’ consisted of about 10 bathtubs, 30 toilets, 15 bathroom sinks, 5 kitchen sinks, a wide variety of faucets, and dust. Lots and lots of dust. Oh,...

I was getting my hair cut today, down the block from my office. The stylist washes my hair, sits me down, and takes a short look at the picture I give her. She then asks, " What would you like?". Are you serious? I would like to look like Brittney Spears! So, I state in my usual, casual demeanor, "Please just cut it so that it's fast and easy to fix in the morning. I have three kids to dress every day as well as my self." She then gives me this totally blank stare and her mouth drops open...